Thursday, March 14

Where the Heck Have I Been???

Yeah, I haven't posted in quite a while.

First off, our computer went on the blizt and then was taken away to be fixed just days after Christmas.

During that time, I decided to get the flu, cuz, hey, why not, right?

But that wasn't enough for me, so I decided to also get strep.

But since that cleared up so nicely from the antibiotics, I thought it would be great to get thrush down my throat.

That didn't quite fill my quota, so I decided to rush the thrush up to my eyes.

So that took up 6-7 weeks of my time.

Since then I can't seem to stop sleeping all the time--which is better than insomnia. On the plus side, I lost more weight and quit smoking (with the help of e-cigs).

So not all was lost.

Just huge lapses in time, weight, a bad habit, and the desire to go back in time and blog about Christmas, New Year's, Dante's 2nd birthday, and Teagan's 4th birthday.

But I can't lose those memories!!! So darn it! I will stop watching re-runs of Castle (hooked during illnesses) and NCIS (been hooked forever) and will blog! As God is my witness!

The cats have enjoyed my illnesses: a friend who sleeps all day and night?!?!? Awesome!!!!!

I did do one random blog post.
Right below this one.

Sears Catalog--Great Deals

In case you're looking for some great remedies, check out these from Sears. The prices can't be beat and I bet you can't find these things just anywhere!

Thirsty? Have a coke! (And they do mean coke!) It's imported!!! Must be good stuff!!!

Little hyper now??? Need to relax? How about just a little dose of laudanum??
 (Borax mixed with white glue is fun though! It makes flubber. But I didn't find any glue while looking through this catalog.)

Want to give up tobacco?  Forget those electronic cigarettes! This is sure to cure all desire for it!!!

Feeling weak? They've got the cure!!! Not weak but feeling that consumption rising up again, look how cheap the cure is for that pesky lil disease!!!!

Or are small boobs an image problem for you? No worries! They have the fix for that!!!

Other female problems? No worries mate! This oughta fix ya right up! And none of that "mesh sling" worries you see all those ads for on TV--talk about a bonus!!!

Glad you don't live in 1897????  Better yet, glad you aren't a woman living in 1897??? Yeah, me too!!!

PS--Want to buy this hard-cover catalog? I can put you in touch for my sister who is selling it for a collector who doesn't know how to work eBay! LOL